You Can Send A Vagina Geode Cake To Your Best Friends Anywhere In The US

We've learned two things since geode cakes became popular a year or so ago: 1. They're super trendy. 2. They look like female genitalia. You can call us immature until you're blue in the face, but...you see it, right?

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Abby Jimenez, head baker and CEO of Nadia Cakes, learned this the hard way. Back in February, she posted a photo to Facebook of a light pink cake. With a giant gaping hole. Filled with majestic rock candy geodes. You know where this is going. People immediately saw the, well, resemblance to a hoo ha. Comments poured in. Comments like:

"I’m a midwife....that is a vulva plain and clear in my book 😂 she has just vagazzled [it]." —Jaime Lynn Lewis

"There are so many comments so I’m not sure if this has been asked- Nadia Cakes is this cake moist?" —Christine Sedam

"Now that's a pound cake if I've ever seen one 😂" —Katie Lynn

"The Georgia O'Keefe of cakes. A real work of art. 💖" —Caitlin Hansen

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You guys, each comment is more genius, inappropriate, and cringeworthy than the next. To date, there are nearly 13,000, many of which Abby and her team have responded to. They also started making a lot more of these cakes—Vageode® cakes is the term they coined. The problem was, the bakery—a former winner of Food Network's Cupcake Wars, by the way—is a small operation with just three locations: two in Minnesota and one in Palmdale, CA. So eventually, Abby started selling online. Which brings us to this...

YOU CAN BUY A VAGEODE® CAKE ONLINE AND SHIP IT TO YOUR BESTIES—ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. Doing so is not exactly cheap. A 5-inch round cake for eight to 10 people will set you back $150. (That includes the cake and shipping.) Plus, there's the fact that once the cake arrives, you have to sorta-kinda assemble it yourself. The cake comes intact, but the geodes come separately in a bag, along with instructions for how to stick them on the cake. Honestly, though, the shock value alone might be worth it.

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